User:Bee-Zerk

Bee-Zerk/BEsERK EVA01
Name	Bee-Zerk/BEsERK EVA01
Real Name
Date of birth	February 11
Homeland	Victoria, Australia
Role	Royal Australian Air Force Super Nerd
Lot in life	Dim-witted Student
Favorite Episode	19
Favorite Character	Shinji
Favorite Relationship	N/A
Favorite Angel	Zeruel
Favorite Evangelion	Evangelion Unit-01 (Yui-sama rules all!)

Rising Through The "Useless Ranks"

Yes, you heard me, I am rising through the so-called "useless ranks" by my Mentor, Reichu. I was a Little Red Dot a few months back, and now I'm the mighty Zeruel!

A Little About Me

I am currently 12, but in approximately 5 days, I'll be 13. This little student is constantly heavily bullied at school, and barely made any friends. I study alot, and most people in my class call me a nerd. I am in the Select Entry Accelerated Learning Program, meaning that even though I'm in Year 8, I'm learning Year 9. I am an extremely sensitive person due to the excessive bullying at my school, and I have, at times, wish I was never born. Suffice to say, perhaps that is why I have been spamming alot during my first months in EvaGeeks, trying to at least get some friends and make a living. However, the IRC doesn't work, unfortunately, so I am cut off from free chatting.

THE Interest Of Mine

If you've been here long enough, you would've noticed this nerdy geek who always searches for the best time to educate youngsters on Aviation/Technology Warfare. You could say I'm the opposite of BobBQ, who's interest is in guns. Anyway, as you know, I adore the Royal Australian Air Force and I wish to join the Air Force when I'm older. Aviation Warfare is an extremely burning passion of mine, so burning that if you visited my house, almost every inch of my bedroom would be covered in posters and scale models of warplanes, various warfare weapons (SS-12 Surface-to-Air Missile Battery, to name one) and vehicles. As you've noticed, the Royal Australian Air Force is my personal favourite, however, the Russian PVO Air Defence Forces would have to be my second-in-command. I am also interested in, but to a lesser extent, Military Technologies. Read my earlier posts and you'll see me ranking people by, "Major", ", Major General", "Lieutenant General", "Colonel" and "Private". The Chain Of Command says that any superior officer of mine must be ranked higher than me, in this case Reichu is unofficially dubbed "THE FIVE STAR GENERAL" in my role. Try not to step in the way of your 2 star Major General, as you'll find I can easily court martial you for insubordination of your superior officers.

The History Of Mine with Evangelion

Because I only just found this dedicated website to Evangelion, anyone can easily find out that I discovered the anime series of Evangelion relatively later than most. March, 2004, in fact. It all started when I saw my sister watching some anime with this giant humanoid robot yelling its head off and then crawling like a ape and devouring some tasty, raw flesh. It was then I started to take an interest in Evangelion. Later, I found out that Evangelion meant more than I had thought it would be. Complicated storylines and confusing characters confronted the then 10 year old student. It was then I started to go into Evangelion alot more; I learnt of Hideaki Anno and a more in-depth study of the Evangelion storyline. Eventually, I thought that I had reached the limits of the Evangelion plot. However, it was not until the spring of 2007 that I discovered a site called "EvaGeeks.org". An incredibly awesome and dedicated site, I spent my first few months there going even more in-depth and discovering much more complex answers ans questions. The first "proper" productive thread I authoured was "Why Did Asuka Reincarnate on That Beach". Ever since, I've been taking more of an interest into Evangelion so that it was on a par with my aviation passion. Unfortunately, this youngster suffered losses during the 2007 period. Due to my reckless spamming, I had been banned for 1 week by Mr Tines. Slightly shocked, but not extremely surprised due to my constant spamming. Further warnings by Ornette have actually persuaded me to act more mature and calmly. Nowadays, my maturity has improved, and I rarely, if ever, spam, excepting a few occasions where I cannot control myself, but have been told it was fine.

I'm currently going steady with Evangelion, so that my education of Aviation and Evangelion are equaled. It will be some time before I leave this place, however, for the foreseeable future, this site will remain a place where I truly adore and relish.

Interesting Facts and Figures During My Stay Here

1. I officially discovered Reichu was a woman, not a man on December, 2007.

2. UrsusArctos got promoted to Moderator, and a great one for the job.

3. Reichu is officially now my Master/Mentor/General Of The Air Force, and I must obey her, otherwise, I suffer at the hands of Yui-sama.

4. THE EVA MONKEY HAS LEFT US!!!!! YIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

5. I discovered that Mr Tines wasn't his real name.

6. Sailor Star Dust has been promoted to Moderator of the Fandom and Promotional Area.

7. The OT and Discussion Forums were, in fact, my most common posting areas, until, there was nothing to discuss, so I'm staying in the Wiki Forum.

8. UrsusArctos was a teenager of 19 with a unibrow, not one with a beard and mustache.

9. I discovered that Tiffany Grant was an old woman, not a sexy, hot chick.

10. I discovered that most of the seiyuu in Evangelion were not hot, sexy chicks.

11. I discovered that Ornette wasn't his real name.

12. I made 3 separate threads in the OT Forum on sex, orgasms etc.

13. AND MOST INTERESTINGLY, THE CURRENT RECORD OF HOW MANY USERS WERE ON AT THE SAME TIME WAS 69. YES, YOU HEARD ME. 69!