User:Nuclear Lunchbox
| Nuclear Lunchbox (AKA Nuke-kun) | |
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| Name | Nuclear Lunchbox (AKA Nuke-kun) |
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| Real Name | [REDACTED] |
| Date of birth | July 11th, XXXX |
| Homeland | United States |
| Role | Tremendous Evangelion Geek |
| Lot in life | Much better than I think it is |
| Favorite Episode | Episode 22 |
| Favorite Character | A certain fiery readhead |
| Favorite Relationship | Shinji and Asuka |
| Favorite Angel | Arael |
| Favorite Evangelion | Unit-01, because it's a badass |
Getting to know Nuke
Gentlemen (and ladies, I know you're there), it delights me to be able to introduce myself to you as Evageek Nuclear Lunchbox. For streamlining reasons, if I refer to myself in the third person it shall be as "Nuke". Generally, I don't give out personal information on the internets, but I can make an exception here. If you check my user infobox, you can see my age (cleverly disguised) and a plethora of other information about me. Enjoy, while I go make a few rants.
Nuke, Part Two
I'm just going to streamline this process by bulleting the most important things you need to know about me.
The Negative
- There is a filter between my brain and my mouth. Sometimes, it goes missing.
- I can tend to ovverreact to things.
- I procrastinate. Like, a lot.
- I have been known to sometimes be an arrogant bastard, depending on my mood at the time.
- My mood drastically influences how I interact with everything else.
- I cannot make rational decisions when I am hungry. That is my stomach talking, and not my head.
- I have a memory like a steel trap. A very selective steel trap.
- I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi.
- I can be a bit selfish.
- I might judge a book by its cover.
- Sometimes I can be a very dark and twisty person.
The Positive
- I'm a fun person to be around.
- I cook. A lot. Usually for a lot of people at the same time.
- I like waffles. Everybody likes waffles.
- I give awesome advice.
- I can write cool stuff.
- When I choose something to be dedicated to, nobody works harder on it than I.
- I play a lot of DDR. I'm really good at it.
- People like me. This is always a plus.
- Even when I'm an asshole, I know that I'm an asshole and always apologize for it later.
- I don't discriminate against anybody.
- If I judge a book by its cover, I give it a chance anyway.
The Fandom
The story of how I got into Evangelion is a very long one, and I never properly explained it in the forum for that very reason. Now that I have a wiki page, I get to do it!
Part One
So, when I was a wee lad of about seven, my father downloaded an application that would select daily webcomics for him and display them in their own little window. Naturally, young me was interested in these. Every day, I would hoist myself into one of the giant chairs and read comics for around half an hour. After a few months of this, I got into the guts of the program. I discovered that there were comics that weren't being displayed. Of course, younger me had to have these. I opened all of the comics up to the application, and that was that. I went on to read all of them. Then, I came across a webcomic called CTRL+ALT+DEL. Check it out, it's awesome. I read it for a few weeks, until my mother caught me, deemed that it was "inappropriate", and uninstalled the app. I got bored and found other things to do, and the webcomic lay forgotten in some of the barren corners of my mind.
Part Two
Fast forward to when I was twelve years old. I was patrolling the internet on my parent's laptop, when I came across the webcomic for the first time in five years. I happily started reading it again. Of course, I began to become irritated by all of the ads on the site. I was able to ignore them, but then one particularly annoying advert came along. This was advertising for something called Evangelion 1.0. I ignored the ad, but over the next month it grew more and more irritating.
(What did I say about procrastination? I'll do the rest of this later.)
