User:Nuclear Lunchbox

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Nuclear Lunchbox (AKA Nuke-kun)
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Name Nuclear Lunchbox (AKA Nuke-kun)
Real Name [REDACTED]
Date of birth July 11th, XXXX
Homeland United States
Role Tremendous Evangelion Geek
Lot in life Much better than I think it is
Favorite Episode Episode 22
Favorite Character A certain fiery readhead
Favorite Relationship Shinji and Asuka
Favorite Angel Arael
Favorite Evangelion Unit-01, because it's a badass


Getting to know Nuke

Gentlemen (and ladies, I know you're there), it delights me to be able to introduce myself to you as Evageek Nuclear Lunchbox. For streamlining reasons, if I refer to myself in the third person it shall be as "Nuke". Generally, I don't give out personal information on the internets, but I can make an exception here. If you check my user infobox, you can see my age (cleverly disguised) and a plethora of other information about me. Enjoy, while I go make a few rants.

Nuke, Part Two

I'm just going to streamline this process by bulleting the most important things you need to know about me.

The Negative

  • There is a filter between my brain and my mouth. Sometimes, it goes missing.
  • I can tend to ovverreact to things.
  • I procrastinate. Like, a lot.
  • I have been known to sometimes be an arrogant bastard, depending on my mood at the time.
  • My mood drastically influences how I interact with everything else.
  • I cannot make rational decisions when I am hungry. That is my stomach talking, and not my head.
  • I have a memory like a steel trap. A very selective steel trap.
  • I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi.
  • I can be a bit selfish.
  • I might judge a book by its cover.
  • Sometimes I can be a very dark and twisty person.

The Positive

  • I'm a fun person to be around.
  • I cook. A lot. Usually for a lot of people at the same time.
  • I like waffles. Everybody likes waffles.
  • I give awesome advice.
  • I can write cool stuff.
  • When I choose something to be dedicated to, nobody works harder on it than I.
  • I play a lot of DDR. I'm really good at it.
  • People like me. This is always a plus.
  • Even when I'm an asshole, I know that I'm an asshole and always apologize for it later.
  • I don't discriminate against anybody.
  • If I judge a book by its cover, I give it a chance anyway.

The Fandom

The story of how I got into Evangelion is a very long one, and I never properly explained it in the forum for that very reason. Now that I have a wiki page, I get to do it!

Part One

(What did I say about procrastination? I'll do this later.)