An everyday vista. A giant humanoid figure comes down with a whomp.
Reichu: "Weeeeeeee— OUCH!"
Soluzar: Remind anyone else of Wile E. Coyote?
Reichu: Stuffman, probably. ;;p
HeWhoPostsStuff: No, no, you've got it all wrong. See, for this to REALLY pass the "Stuffman Test," first of all you'd need Toji and Kensuke running around frantically to get out from under the falling Eva's shadow (which, of course, follows them around). When the thing finally is about to inevitably hit them, the two luckless lads stop and each pull out one of those tiny little frilly umbrellas, opening them simultaneously with sheepish looks on their faces. The Eva comes crashing down to the tune of a falling piano scale, leaving an impossibly deep, perfectly EVA-01-shaped crater in the ground. A few moments later she crawls part way out, several humorously protruding lumps proceeding forth from underneath her helmet, and rests an elbow on the ground and one cheek within her hand, as if trying to think over what just happened.