Reichu: Meet the Missile Kougekiki, or Missile Attack Plane.
Keisuke-kun: Of all the weapons used in Evangelion, this giant missile is the most confusing (and the mostuseless). WTF do they have a missile this big for? Mounted on a plane, no less. They always bombard the Angel (or Eva) with any number of weapons, and if they get the chance they “bring out the giant missile”. And it never works.
Dr. Nick: Come on, it's a perfect weapon! It's big, expensive, and, most importantly, phallic.
Reichu: Curse you, Dr. Nick, you just mademe have flashbacks of AWL's gawd-awful EoE commentary!
Dr. Nick: Well, even though the audio commentary is Evil, it does have its own comedic merits. It's the misinformation we should loathe.
